THE BURMESE ALBINO'S QUEST FOR 4G UTOPIA

The glowing sun beat down on the back of our trusted steed as we trudged through the arid desert. The air shimmered with a mirage, promising relief in the form of a shimmering oasis. We were on a mission to find the elusive signal – 4G Bliss – a mythical state of connectivity whispered about in legends around the campfire. We'd been journeyin